you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
I’m not interested but my friend Kirsten is! You should hit her up at ksam11 ;)
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick