I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have
(via alleeegghhxxzz)
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(Source: rlymax, via lift-yourhead-up)
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
(via oli-twist)
no but what is the weather in beacon hills bc everyone else is in tee shirts and then there’s isaac in like four sweaters a stylish jacket and a cravat
weather forecast: low seventies, with an eighty-nine percent chance of isaac being fucking fab
(via hereforpizza)
dinosaurs couldve had sex right where you’re sitting
what if I live on top of a 40 story high building
pterodactyls couldve been adventurous
(via talesfromthelosersside)
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
(via talesfromthelosersside)
